
Our restaurant is a versatile event space. It is the perfect place to have a sortadelicious breakfast and an intimate dinner. Our restaurant has to look really nice because our food is only sorta delicious.

Inspired by the local essence of mediocrity. All our food can be described as comfort food, but usually only by very boring people who have very little imagination.
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Our beverage selection offers mostly tap water. Our water is naturally sourced from the kitchen and "tastes alright" according to a few people we asked.
Find out moreServed with choice of fried potatoes, grits, or potato pancake
Choose (2)Mushrooms, Onions, Spinach, Bell Peppers, Hot Peppers, Tomatoes
Choose (1)Cheese: Cheddar, American, Swiss, Feta
Choose (1)Protein: Italian Sausage, Bacon, Ham, Turkey
2 biscuit smothered in sausage gravy served with two eggs any style
Fried Eggs, Avocado Mash. Mixed Greens served on a grilled Crostini
Scrambled Eggs, Meetwurst, Onion, Bell Pepper, Tomato, Cheddar Cheese
House made Fried Chicken on top of Belgian Waffle. Served with Sriracha Maple syrup
Maple Syrup
Served with salted caramel
served with Ice cream
Schnitzel with sausage gravy served with
two eggs and choice of toast
Served with Hollandaise sauce and a choice of fried potatoes, grits, or potato pancake
Black forest ham, Hollandaise
Lump Crab , Hollandaise
Roasted Pork and Hollandaise
Served with choice of fried potatoes, grits, potato pancake, fries, or tots
Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato & Egg
Grilled Cheese Sandwich Fresh Sliced Tomato, Onion
Ham, turkey, swiss, and cheddar served on
French toast with fresh fruit
Lettuce, tomato, onion, Sriracha aioli
breaded pork cutlet on a brioche bun with lettuce, tomato and onions
bacon, cheddar, fried egg
Pan fried potato cakes with house made
applesauce and sour cream
tossed in lemon aioli and served with
marinara
Italian sausage, house-made marinara,
Mozzarella
German Beer Cheese
Served with Sriracha aioli
crispy tater tots topped with mettwurst, sauteed onions and beer cheese
Mixed leaf lettuce, Red Onion, walnuts,
Dried Cranberries, Blue Cheese
Tomatoes, Avocado, Fresh Mozzarella,
Arugula, Red Wine Vinaigrette
Baby Spinach, Walnuts Goat Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette
Bavarian-style Hamburger, Brioche Bun, Swiss Cheese,French Fries
Pork Cutlet, Brioche Bun, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion
Tomatoes, Assorted Cheeses, French fries
Lettuce, tomato, onion Sriracha aioli
Ham and beer cheese, french fries
Breaded pork cutlets served with mushroom sauce and spatzle
Breaded pork cutlets served with lemon and German potato salad
Weisswurst, frankfurter, and bauernwurst served with mashed potatoes and sauerkraut
Pork roast with house-made beer gravy served with mashed potatoes and sauerkraut
Classic beef stew with sour cream over Spätzle
Served with caramelized onions
Server with mashed potatoes, sauerkraut and beer gravy
Weisswurst, frankfurter, and bauernwurst served with mashed potatoes and sauerkraut
Pork roast with house-made beer gravy served with mashed potatoes and sauerkraut
Classic beef stew with sour cream over Spätzle
Half roast chicken served with German potato salad
1/2 pound. Made with 100% Grass-Fed Beef Served on a Brioche Bun with Fries and a pickle spear
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion
Balsamic Candied Onions, Blue Cheese Arugula
Veggie burger, lettuce, tomato, onion
Herb of Nations, Local Mushrooms, Mozzarella
Caramelized Onions, Grilled Pineapple, Teriyaki
Mushroom, Bacon, Swiss, Sour Cream
Jalapeno Bacon Jam, Pepper Jack, Spicy Aioli
Bacon, Cheddar, Fried egg, Sour Cream
Salmon burger, pickled onion, lettuce,
tomato
weihenstephan, germany
weihenstephan — 5.4%
munich, germany
munich dunkel lager — 5,5%
warstein, germany
pilsener — 4.8%
munich, germany
helles lager — 5,2%
waynesboro, va
character from scottish yeast and true american aroma hops
ipa — 5,8%
charlottesville, va
this czech style pilsner sings with fresh clean maltiness and spicy flavor
czech-style pils — 4.5%
williamsburg, va
amarillo and Simcoe hops furnish an impression of mango and passion fruit while a touch of wheat and oats provide a light, yet full mouth-feel.
ipa - 6.3%
waynesboro, va
attractive dark hue, slightly nutty aroma with a robust and approachable finish
brown ale - 5.5%
daleville, va
the tart freshness of grapefruit perfectly complements this IPA’s citrusy Hop character
ipa - 7%
nellysford, va
brewed with orange blossom and texas wildflower honey, this smooth, refreshing, straw colored ale is packed with flavor and pleasing aroma
belgian-style blonde ale - 6.8%
richmond, va
a celebration of va apples. this refreshing cider is cold crashed to hold its signature flavor and fermented with white wine yeast
hard apple cider - 5.5%
bend, oregon
juicy citrus and grapefruit flavors. as if fresh citra and mosaic hops were squeezed straight into the bottle
ipa - 6.4%
asheville, north carolina
toasty malt, gentle sweetness, flash of fresh hop bitterness. the malt and hops are perfectly balanced
belgian style amber ale - 5.2%
cork, ireland
dark in color and medium-bodied. it is silky smooth with toffee and coffee undertones. almost no bitterness and an irresistible creamy finish
irish stout - 4% abv
Add beer cheese, $1
Apple, orange, grapefruit, cranberry
(no refill)